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![]() Left handed and/or bass also available at no extra charge, free delivery via e-mail. These air guitars are manufactured from genuine high quality oxygen and with proper care (a little occasional dusting) will last a lifetime - guaranteed. Limited edition, get yours now while stocks last ! Beware of imitations. Diligent study of illustration above will reveal the essence of air guitar. Wouldn't you rather have a free real guitar? Yes: AG - Air Guitar championships offer prizes of real, free electric guitars. Read on... No: You are a true Air Guitar devotee. Well done. Want to learn more about Air Guitar? Read on... GREAT FUN, HEED THE CALL - NO GUITAR AT ALL What Air Guitar is all about is to surrender to the music without having an actual instrument or special skills. Air Guitar has been played for as long as electric guitars have wailed as the ultimate instrument of rock music and the guitar heroes of rock bands have been adored as idols. But what was previously a hobby to be pursued at home alone in front of the mirror or behind closed bedroom doors is now a public stage show in front of thousands of people. The event that started out as an absurd idea attracts and interests people all around the world. AG - Air Guitar championships held annually during August at the OMVF - Oulu Music Video Festival in Finland are the culmination of international contests that offer prizes of real, free electric guitars. The best air guitarist will be awarded with a unique hand-made Finnish "Flying Finn" electric guitar, worth €2500. Air Guitar devotees and first class lunatics are encouraged to "practice till their fingers bleed". It is sure to be unique, and the spirit of playing air guitar is guaranteed to be present, making the world a better place! OMVF As any performing air guitarist will tell you, there's no such thing as becoming an "overnight sensation". It takes hours, sometimes days, of honing your chops, waiting for your break to arrive. But mastering your instrument isn't enough. You've got to have stage presence, charisma, ATTITUDE. Now some say attitude can't be taught, only acquired. Don't worry. By reading this text you've already proven you have what it takes to rock and roll in the big leagues. All you need is a little polish to take your air guitar on the road. "The Best Air Guitar Album in the World... Ever!" double compact disc serial 72438112952 compiled by Brian May at Virgin Records, includes performance training illustrations and a free air guitar, Rock on!!! It doesn't matter what it sounds like, it's what you get out of it that counts. Remember where you heard it first ! ;) A Freedom Movement survey has concluded that... 34% of men who pick up a tennis racket cannot resist using it to play air guitar. You can't hold a gun and Air Guitar at the same time so where there's Air Guitar there's peace. Home END OF FILE |