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These mental health and NHS Jokes & Quotes are for the broad-minded only. If you are of a sensitive disposition then please leave now by using your browser back button to return to where you came from.

DISCLAIMER - While every effort has been made - really! - to keep this collection of hopefully humorous articles pretty clean and unlikely to offend most people, there is always a chance something slipped through. My apologies in advance for any offence that might be taken. In the several years that most of this collection has been available, I have only received one complaint which I offered to remedy but never heard back so it can't be all that unsavoury! Having said that, I will not be responsible for any direct or consequential damage that may result from the reading of this collection including but not limited to: complaints from neighbors over excessive noise, costs associated with hernia operations resulting from prolonged and intense belly-laughs, destruction of property caused when the dog, cat, spouse, or other relation was thrown across the room from the couch and landed in the television, or the time and expense of finding another place of employment having been fired from your former one due to continuous web page reading and inattention to the duties associated with your official job description. As you can tell, lawyers had nothing whatsoever to do with the wording of this disclaimer. :-)

I care about the environment - this web page has been collated from carefully selected recycled jokes. Please contribute your jokes for proud display on this page to myself Bob Houlston via the contact details below:

Tel: St Albans 01727 851809.


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